Welcome to the Dungeons and Possums blog, a place for the things my brain cooks up that don’t fit on Twitter (or would get me banned there.)

For this inaugural blog post, I am unfortunately at the mercy of my dead PC. Though it is only only a couple of years old, the drives in it are positively ancient, and all  of them collectively decided to die pretty much back-to-back some months ago in what can only be ascribed to a form of electronic protest of my browsing habits. Because I am broke, and lazy, and too damn dumb to live without supervision, I’ve yet to bother replacing them to get the PC back up and running.

Because of this, my initial offering is a let-down, for me: if I had access to familiar Photoshop, I could have made something truly lovely, but using the unfamiliar and frankly obnoxious GIMP software on my wife’s unfamiliar PC proved too much for my attention span and patience. I was forced to eventually surrender to mediocrity, and therefore I must give the world something less than the best first impression. I will endeavor to replace my drives and redeem myself sometime soon, but for now, maybe we can all just enjoy a little of that old school D&D sense of embracing the imperfections in life.